I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
So much rum. So many feels.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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