Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
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