I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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