She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
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Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
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Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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