sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
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It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
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Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
A bitchslap is in order.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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