If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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