so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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