this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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