apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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