she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
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I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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