positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
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all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
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So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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