Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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