You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
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There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
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My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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