turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
This house was built for laser tag.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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