I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Walk of Shame today included voting.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I see more hoeing in ur future
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