i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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