Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
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people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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