plz talk dirty to me
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
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Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
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When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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