i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
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and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
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I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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