I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
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The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
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Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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