need another drink. this is the easiest way
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
We need to get me chipped asap
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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