R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Randomize
