Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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