he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
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Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
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He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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