i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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