would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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