It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I got inside last night via doggy door
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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