Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
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Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
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She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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