alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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