And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
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I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
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is that a dick in a sweater?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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