Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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