Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
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We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
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It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I'm both gender and math confused
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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