What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
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I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
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He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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