T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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