I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
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Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
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Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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