too bad you live with your parents still
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
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There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
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These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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