I just cut my nipple shaving
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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