I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
can u get pink eye on your cock?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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