He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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