all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Randomize
