is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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