dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
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you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
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Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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