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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

what happened last night??

(518): View more from New York

everyone saw ******'s vagina

(518): View more from New York

and that's just the beginning

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(989): View more from Michigan

i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow

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(605): View more from South Dakota

remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones

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(301): View more from Maryland

the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"

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(402): View more from Nebraska

The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate

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(773): View more from Illinois

We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love

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(519): View more from Ontario

You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.

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