Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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