lets start a swedish sibling band together
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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