We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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