This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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