Porn is love you can see.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Shame - the story of my life.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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