dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
it's like heaven, but drunker
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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