can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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