Dual....:-)
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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