I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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