im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
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Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
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That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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